Omg miss Xu Yanbing is officially the worst cook ever. Not that she can even cook, but yeah :D
She almost drove her mum crazy by messing around the kitchen trying to chop up pumpkins and was very fortunate to not have chopped off her hand or something, haha.
Nothing she did was right. Firstly she mistook the big onion(the round one) for garlic and was laughed at by her mum for being stupid. Then, she was told to pour one and a half bowls of water into the wok but she was kind of scared of the heat from the flame so she almost caused the whole bowl of water to swoosh out of the wok :D After that, her mum got kind of angry cause that could have like spoilt the wok or something so she was told to go pick some onions(not the same big and round ones as mentions before, these are the long ones :D) and pluck out the yellowish part and the roots. So she learnt her lesson from before and got smarter, doing as she was told, but kind of plucked off half of the whole stalk and threw it away, yay brilliant! -_- In the end she tried going back to chopping pumpkins but nah, she’s not any good at it either. She finally decided to give up torturing her poor mum and came blogging this embarrassing fact about her. I think her mum’s quite happy the kitchen klutz went off ;D
Currently, the kitchen klutz is typing this post on microsoft word cause somehow, her internet network’s down and she’s very, very annoyed. Plus her dear brother was irritating her by saying that she only has 5mins to use the com and went to set the very cute strawberry timer to 5mins. After that, he went to play his own com games and said, oh you can use for a longer time if you want. HAHA. So that’s why she’s still here typing this post and listening to the “RUN BABY RUN” heh. She loves the song, it’s superb. Go listen if you haven’t heard it before :D (And she’s bobbing up and down plus singing along to it, tsk what a lousy pok, she can’t sing at all so it’s a failed attempt boo. :D) Oh and did she mention, she’s freezing sitting in front of the window. She just shouted to her dearest brother she’s freezing and is on the verge of jumping around the room shouting. But oh mans she can like just close the freaking window, and wham, she’ll be warm. So typically retarded of her heehee.
IT’S FREAKING COLD DUDES! Feels like winter HAHA. Whee, on a weird third person pov. Random, yes I know cause I’m bored. AGAIN (: And I’m really, really, really, really, really cold. D: Whoa luckily I didn’t decide to go running. :D But then it’d be a cool weather to run in. Oh cool, the ‘cool weather’ works for both cases. It’ll be cool and it’s cool! HAHAHA. (Whoa I had difficulty switching back from the third person pov -_- And she’s feeling kind of hot after closing all the windows. Eee so retarded!)
Kay, going off for lunch now. Luckily I didn’t cook it or we’ll probably all die of food poisoning. (Picture me accidentally adding the chopstick into the soup.. -_- )
